- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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