Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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