Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Your mom is so old she died

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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