- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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