- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

I had friends on the Death Star.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

the economy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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