- Anti Joke

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.