Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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