- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

knock knock go away!!!

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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