- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Gretta has five legs? -no

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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