- Anti Joke

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

aodhan hearty

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU