- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

knock knock come in

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

the NAACP

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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