What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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