- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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