What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

The cream, it is coming

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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