I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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quantum physics?

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Hello.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Anti Joke

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