- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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