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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

your mom was so fat that she died.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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