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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.