Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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