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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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