How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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