What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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