Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Roses are flowers.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Hello.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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