- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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