What did Washington say to California? WC

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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whats black and large -me

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Anti Joke

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