i just wrote this so hard

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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