What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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