who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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