- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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