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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

womens rights.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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