Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Bob Saget that is all

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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