Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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