Who wants $300? Me too.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Lil Wayne

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do you call a blue chair A black person

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Sloths

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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