Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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one stop shop

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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