- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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