- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

whats white and sticky glue

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walks into a vagina

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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