I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

The chickens have become self-aware!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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