- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

brock has small hands for a small job

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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