what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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one stop shop

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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PICKLES

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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lets bomb africa

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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