- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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