A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A American seeking into mexico

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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