What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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kk

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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your so fat. your fat!

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