What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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No

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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