- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A bar walks into a man

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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