- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??