What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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