What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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