Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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