- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

A young baby died.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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