- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

i just wrote this so hard

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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