- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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