- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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