Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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This is an anti- joke

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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