- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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