what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What would u like to drink?

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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