- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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