What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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black chicken. kfc

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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