knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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