- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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