A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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