- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

black people

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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