- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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