Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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one stop shop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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