- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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