- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

cory is gay

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??