- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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