When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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A American seeking into mexico

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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