- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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