- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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