What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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