Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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WNBA

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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