Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Cancer

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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