- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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