- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

whats brown and booky a book.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Good afternoon.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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