- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Your mom is so old she died

identical jokes get different votes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Please don't shoot me

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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