Connor is homosexuaI

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

360 NO SCOPE

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

The Princess is in another castle

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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