Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Dyslexia ruels!

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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