You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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