There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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