- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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